The People's New Democracy of East Kompa Ru is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ban on automobiles, and suspicion of poets. The democratic population of 40.169 billion Kyzians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Welfare, with Healthcare, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Defense receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 19.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but inefficient East Kompa Ruan economy, worth a remarkable 1,146 trillion Nova York Euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 28,546 Nova York Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours, trespassers often find themselves impaled by crossbow bolts, urban citizens are forced onto public transport while rural citizens ride horses and buggies, and students everywhere have been despairing after the recent ban on video games. Crime is well under control. East Kompa Ru's national animal is the Rabbit, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

East Kompa Ru is ranked 260,727^th in the world and 9,572^nd in Lazarus for Highest Food Quality, scoring 7.19 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.